So Saturday night I had this dream. Yeah... it was weird..
Y'all... I seriously cleaned her!
I muzzled her (because I like my fingers), clipped her nails, cleaned her ears, trimmed the ear fur, then washed her butt, and dumped her into the tub for a bath.
She then ran around the apartment and rubbed herself on everything for the next two hours.
A surprise appearance by my monthly friend had me laid out on the sofa all afternoon. I had a puppy (who had forgiven me by this point), a snuggie and Downton Abbey. (As an aside, I'm glad I'm not the only one that's unsurprised that O'Brien is leaving.) Milkshakes happened, dinner didn't really happen. We saw 4 episodes of Revolution, and then Once Upon a Time.
I went to bed, but I swear I didn't sleep a bit. Thankfully Kim Jong-un wasn't trying to take over my dream again! (Those pesky North Koreans!)
Well, I came into work, and discovered that there was a disaster with the HVAC system, that soaked 3 professor's offices.
And the cramps are back....
can I have my snuggie, Downton Abbey and my puppy again?
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