Caller: Can I talk to Prof. Such&such
Me: She doesn't have a phone in her office. You can email her, or I can email her your message.
Caller: Oh, I can. But... if she doesn't have a phone, who am I to contact her other than stopping by her office, and emailing?
Oh, what I wanted to say!! If you can't email or stop by you can:
- use smoke signals
- use signal flags
- use a carrier pigeon
- Send an Owl from Hogwarts
My god!! Why is this so difficult a concept?? You can't call. you can leave a note or email!! Only 2 options!!