The massage that wasn't

Soon after commencement, I decided to treat myself to a massage.  I went to trusty Groupon and found a new place to try and a deal that I liked.

I bought the voucher and redeemed it, setting up my appointment.  Now, I did all of this at the beginning of June...  For an appointment today.

First clue that something wasn't right:  I found 2 addresses that were used.  So I asked.  Ok, she's on Mellon st. in Hampton now.  No big deal.

Second clue:  I got to the location, a rather not awesome part of Hampton, and there was NO door marked with the name of the massage studio.  There was ANOTHER massage studio's door....

Third Clue:  I called.  Right to voicemail. Voicemail was full  I texted.  No reply.

Fourth clue.  I knocked.  For like 10 minutes.  Nothing.

The conclusion:  No massage for me.  maybe next time I'll spend a little more money and get something not advertised on Groupon.

It's noon, and I'm out of fucks to give for today already: