Not exactly, but that's how the joke went.
Apparently I have the prefect dog. Or close to it. Every so often Misty goes through a little bout of irregularity. She's not every lethargic, or shaking. She just.. tries awfully hard to go. Last year this culminated in her bleeding from her butt, so you can understand my concern (One vet said it might be the bone the little rascal ate, the other one said straining. I'm not taking any chances).
So now to find the puppy Metamucil, and start Poop Watch: 2011!
I know, it's all gross and weird, but she's my baby. I love her! I don't know what I would do if my sausage shaped lump wasn't under the sheets at night... or curled up on my lap (when I'm trying to do something on my lap..)