From MY perspective:
10pm: *fell asleep*
1:30am: *Wake up* *Freak out that the Spousal Equivelent is on the computer so it MUST be 5:30am!!* *Realize the time.
5am: *alarm goes off*
What the Spousal Equivalent experienced:
Me: *I start poking him, while asleep* What are you doing?
Me: *poking some more, still asleep* What are you doing?
SE: I'm sleeping..
Me: *more poking, yes, still sleeping* What are you doing??
SE: SLEEPING!!! *He gets up to use the bathroom and play computer games.
1:40am: *SE goes back to bed, resetting his alarm to go off at 5:20am*
Misty: *sits ON the SE's head*
Meryl: *sits on the SE's chest*
SE: Go back to sleep!
Me: *my alarm goes off* Honey! Why aren't you up?
SE: I'm sleeping in until 5:20....
Poor poor man.... Apparently I was subconsciously sabotaging sleep!