My thoughts as I'm driving down the road, in chronological order
- What the heck did I order? I know I have a package coming, but it's not sent yet. Did I order something in my sleep?
- Maybe it's a present!
- It can't be a present.... I don't know who would mail me a present to my home address.. most people know to send it to work....
- Maybe it's a certified letter... like the time my house got foreclosed.
- But what would the letter say?
- I don't owe money.. except my student loan.... and I'm paying on that..
- Maybe I'm being sued!
- maybe someone stole my identity and is making out credit cards in my name... like in the movie!!
- They are going to sue me for millions of dollars!!! I'll be destitute!!!
- I'll have to sleep in my car!! Or quit my job and move home with my mom!
- I can't live with my mom.. Misty would pee on her carpets!!
- or maybe it's a certified letter naming me as the heir of a fortune, like on Downton Abbey!
- Instead of being destitute, I'd be rich!
- I could go to Disney World!!
And by that time, I was at the post office.
I'm not going to be rich... or destitute...
I clearly need a nap!